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“Bag Of Weed”

Stewie: Now everybody gather ’round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick

All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It’s the only hope that you’ll ever need
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed

Stewie: Here you go, you’re all getting it now

Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,

Stewie: They go assault a queer.

Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,

Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.

Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,

Stewie: He humps a guy like me.

All: But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.

One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Oh, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed

Stewie: Have a go, Brian!

Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, “The common man’s a fool.”

Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, “Doof stoo gee nay foo tool.”

Brian: But try and use your heads and don’t buy into all the fear.

All: HEY!
‘Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And One, Two!

A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You can try and fight but we’re all agreed
Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You’re a happy guy but you can’t proceed
Because everything is better with A Bag,
Of,
Weed!
Oh ev’rything is better with a bag of weed!!

Full and accurate LYRICS for "Bag Of Weed" from "Family Guy": One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight, And One Two Three Four And A Five And A Six And A …

A Bag of Weed

A Bag of Weed is a song sung by Stewie and Brian in “420”, as a song of political protest, to legalize marijuana. It is set to the tune of the song, “Me Ol’ Bamboo” from “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang“.

The song was featured again in “Griffin Winter Games”, where a flashback, showed Meg being edited into the scene, wherein she noted that marijuana was legal in Alaska.

Lyrics

Stewie: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good.
Brian: Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick.
All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
A bag o’ weed, a bag o’ weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o’ weed.
It’s the only help that you’ll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag o’ weed!
Stewie (Speaking): There you go. You’re all getting it now.
Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,
Stewie (Speaking): They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
Brian (Speaking): They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
Stewie (Speaking): He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag o’ weed to keep us worry free.
One, two, three, ho!
A bag o’ weed, a bag o’ weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o’ weed.
No, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed
Because everything is better with a bag o’ weed.
Stewie (Speaking): Have a go, Brian.
Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, “The common man’s a fool”
Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, “Poof do kee dee poh pool.”
Brian: But try and use your heads and don’t buy into all the fear
All: Hey!
Because all we need is a bag o’ weed
To make us wanna cheer.
And one, two
A bag o’ weed, a bag o’ weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o’ weed.
You can try and fight, but we’re all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag o’ weed.
(instrumental break)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!
A bag o’ weed, a bag o’ weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o’ weed.
You’re a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with a bag
O’
Weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!

A Bag of Weed is a song sung by Stewie and Brian in "420", as a song of political protest, to legalize marijuana. It is set to the tune of the song, "Me Ol' Bamboo" from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang". The song was featured again in "Griffin Winter Games", where a flashback, showed Meg being edited…