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“Bag Of Weed”

Stewie: Now everybody gather ’round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick

All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It’s the only hope that you’ll ever need
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed

Stewie: Here you go, you’re all getting it now

Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,

Stewie: They go assault a queer.

Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,

Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.

Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,

Stewie: He humps a guy like me.

All: But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.

One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Oh, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed

Stewie: Have a go, Brian!

Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, “The common man’s a fool.”

Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, “Doof stoo gee nay foo tool.”

Brian: But try and use your heads and don’t buy into all the fear.

All: HEY!
‘Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And One, Two!

A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You can try and fight but we’re all agreed
Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You’re a happy guy but you can’t proceed
Because everything is better with A Bag,
Of,
Weed!
Oh ev’rything is better with a bag of weed!!

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A Bag Of Weed

Family Guy

Now everybody gather ’round
And listen if you would
When I tell you every person
Needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string
And every dog a stick

But all you need is a bag of weed
To really get a kick

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better
With a bag of weed
It’s the only hope that you’ll ever need
Cuz’ everything is better
With a bag of weed

Here you go, you’re all getting it now

When texas people want to feel good
They go assault a queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent the rocketeer
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy like me
Right!

But all we need is a bag of weed
To keep us worry free

One, two, three, ho!

A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better
With a bag of weed
Oh, you don’t need meth
And you don’t need speed
Cuz’ everything is better
With a bag of weed

Have a go, Brian!

As Mr. H. L. Mencken said
“The common man’s a fool.”
And just like Helen Keller said
“Doof stoo gee nay foo tool.”
But try and use your heads
And don’t buy into all the fear

Hey!
‘Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!

And one, two!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better
With a bag of weed
You can try and fight
But we’re all agreed
Because everything is better
With a bag of weed

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And one, two, three, four, and a five
And a six, and a seven! Ho!

A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better
With a bag of weed
You’re a happy guy
But you can’t proceed
Because everything is better with a bag
Of
Weed!

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!

Agora todos se juntem
E escutem se possível
Quando eu digo que toda pessoa
Precisa de uma maneira para sentir-se bem
Todo gato precisa de um novelo de lã
E todo cachorro de uma vareta

Mas tudo que você precisa é uma sacola de erva
Para dar o primeiro pontapé

Um, dois, três, quatro, cinco, seis, sete, oito

Uma sacola de erva, uma sacola de erva
Tudo é melhor
Com uma sacola de erva
É a única esperança da qual precisa
Pois tudo é melhor
Com uma sacola de erva

Aqui vamos nós, vocês estão entendendo!

Quando texanos precisam se sentir bem
Eles atacam um estranho
Quando pessoas burras precisam de emoção
Eles alugam “The Rocketeer”
Quando Michael Jackson precisa de estimulo
Ele abusa de alguém como eu
Certo!

Mas tudo que precisamos é de uma sacola de erva
Para não nos preocuparmos

Um, dois, três, ho!

Uma sacola de erva, uma sacola de erva
Tudo é melhor
Com uma sacola de erva
Você não precisa de metanfetamina
E não precisa de anfetamina
Pois tudo é melhor
Com uma sacola de erva

Como Sr. M.I. Mencken disse
“O homem comum é um tolo.”
E como helen keller disse
“Doof stoo gee nay foo tool”
Mas usem suas cabeças
E não se juntem ao medo

Ei!
Pois tudo que precisamos é uma sacola de erva
Para querermos comemorar!

E um, dois!
Uma sacola de erva, uma sacola de erva
Tudo é melhor
Com uma sacola de erva
Você pode tentar lutar
Mas todos concordamos
Pois tudo é melhor
Com uma sacola de erva

Um, dois, três, quatro, cinco, seis, sete, oito,
E um, dois, três, quatro, e um cinco,
E um seis, e um sete! Ho!

Uma sacola de erva, uma sacola de erva
Tudo é melhor
Com uma sacola de erva
Você é um cara feliz
Mas não pode prosseguir
Pois tudo é melhor com uma sacola
De
Erva!

Tudo é melhor com uma sacola de erva!

Family Guy – A Bag Of Weed (Letra e música para ouvir) – Now everybody gather 'round / And listen if you would / When I tell you every person / Needs a way of feeling good / Every kitty needs a ball of string / And