|Played By||Marlon Wayans|
|Appeared in||Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2|
|Family||Brenda Meeks (sister)
Mrs. Meeks (Mother)
Mr. Meeks (father)
|Parody Of||Randy Meeks (Scream Series),
Max (I Know What You Did Last Summer),
Titus Telesco (I Still Know What You Did Last Summer)
Shorty Meeks is a major character in the Scary Movie franchise, having appeared in both Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2. He is the brother of Brenda Meeks. He is played by actor Marlon Wayans.
- 1 Bio
- 1.1 Personality
- 1.2 Family and Friends
- 2 History
- 2.1 Scary Movie
- 2.2 In Between
- 2.3 Scary Movie 2
- 3 Relationships
- 4 Trivia
- 5 Gallery
Shorty tends to act crazy and laugh like a maniac. Due to his often high state, and lack of academic intelligence, his friends often call him “idiot” or “moron.” He has a cactus as a friend and drives without a license, even if his sister warns him that he should have a driving license. Shorty smokes weed often, does a variety of other drugs and even steals his friends stuff.
Family and Friends
Not much is known about Shorty’s family. He has a sister named Brenda, but a line of dialogue they have at school suggest they are half-siblings with the same mother but separate fathers. This would seem to imply a very unstable home life. He rarely spends time with Brenda, instead spending his time with a low clique of friends obsessed with getting stoned to the exclusion of everything else. The only identified member of this group is Dookie.
Shorty is a student at B. A. Corpse High School although a reference is made to him attending another school prior. He is a stereotypical stoner and under-achiever, spending much of his time under or looking forward to being under the effects of marijuana. He tends to drive himself around while under the influence of marijuana without having a driver’s license, but he still rides the bus to school with his sister, Brenda. Since he is so ignorant, the press focuses on him and Shorty reveals how odd he is by screaming instructions to the deceased Drew Decker through the camera. He also reveals that he once used a roofie on Drew to have sex with her, but he fled when she called the police.
Shorty apparently has no knowledge of his sister’s involvement in the disappearance of Dave Keegan, but when they talk about it, he realizes that their experience is easily similar to the movie, “I Know What You Did Last Summer.” After Cindy Campbell accuses Bobby Prinze of being Drew’s killer, he tricks her into throwing a party at her house and invites the entire school.
At the party, Shorty and Dookie spend their time getting stoned, but after their bong breaks, they convert the filter in Cindy’s fish tank into one. After doing so, The Killer shows up to kill them, but Shorty and the others share their marijuana with him, getting him stoned. He still lashes out during a rap competition and kills them, but Shorty remains out of his reach and survives long enough to run to Cindy Campbell and Bobby Prinze, who turns out to be the real killer with Ray Wilkins helping him. Bobby shoots Shorty in the chest, and Shorty falls to the floor, catching a brief sniff of the smoked marijuana wafting from his wound.
Shorty’s wound turns out to be non-fatal and he survives. He somehow graduates high school and makes it to college with Cindy Campbell, but it’s obvious he’s not really there to study.
Scary Movie 2
Shorty and Cindy’s friendship is explored further and he tries teaching her to act more confidant or “street,” but Cindy gets so over-confidant that she beats up a student and steals her jacket, something that even shocks Shorty. He’s still obsessed with staying stoned, revealing that he rips up his text books to make marijuana cigarettes.
Shorty also reveals that he has been tossed out of his house (likely for getting stoned) and needs a place to stay. He signs up for a sleep study class at Hell House run by Professor Oldman and his paraplegic assistant, Dwight Hartman. They study is actually a covert effort to study paranormal activity. The other participants include Cindy Campbell, Brenda Meeks, Buddy, Ray Wilkins, Theo Keyoko and Alex Monday, who are all under the impression that they are being used as guinea pigs as part of a study of insomnia.
At the house, Shorty encounters a parrot that screams insults (and somehow holds an obscenity-filled conversation). When it offends his mother, he tries to kill it, but Cindy stops him. He also encounters Hanson and is disgusted by his disfigured arm, especially as it is used to contaminate their would-be dinner.
Settling in for the night, Shorty is terrified when the marijuana plant he is trying to raise is possessed and turns into a monster that tries to smoke him in exchange. Buddy saves his life, but it’s eventually revealed the house has a poltergeist, even though he has no idea what that is. When he tries retreating with the others to the cellar for safety, Brenda Meeks gets upset that Dwight Hartman wants to split them up. Despite pointing it out, they still end up split up along racial lines. Shorty ends up finding a storage closet to hide in, but Cindy finds him, and he kicks her out. The ghost of Mistress Kane finds him (somehow having taken physical form) and despite taking a horrifying form, he has sex with her to keep from getting killed.
Under unknown circumstances, Hanson is possessed by the ghost of Hugh Kane and drugs Shorty, enabling him to sever and remove the top of Shorty’s skull and scalp. They discover a miniature version of Beetlejuice in the place of Shorty’s brain as Hanson flees.
Subsequently, Cindy, Brenda and Theo Keyoko defeat Hanson, who is ripped apart by Hugh Kane leaving his body before getting destroyed himself. Shorty shows up himself to congratulate them for destroying Kane, but it is not clear if he is alive or deceased. He is last seen driving his car and in a physical relationship with Mistress Kane.
Shorty Meeks is a major character in the Scary Movie franchise, having appeared in both Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2. He is the brother of Brenda Meeks. He is played by actor Marlon Wayans. 1 Bio 1.1 Personality 1.2 Family and Friends 2 History 2.1 Scary Movie 2.2 In Between 2.3 Scary Movie 2 3…
Marlon Wayans: Shorty
Brenda Meeks : Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UH! Now wait a minute, hold up! How come when anytime this scary shit happens, and we should stick together, you white people always say “let’s split up”?
Theo : She’s right, we should stick together.
[pointing to Cindy, Buddy and Theo]
[Brenda, Shorty and Ray are left alone]
[the three of them begin to cry]
Dwight Hartman : Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing?
Little Bird : Fuck off, four eyes.
Dwight Hartman : H. h. I beg your pardon?
Little Bird : I said: “Fuck off. four eyes”
Dwight Hartman : You know, I oughta kick your ass!
Shorty Meeks : Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it’s just a bird. Hi little birdy. Polly want a cracker?
Little Bird : Polly want your momma’s sweet ass.
Shorty Meeks : . what did Polly say to me?
Little Bird : I said: “Polly wants your momma’s. sweet ass”.
Shorty Meeks : You don’t be talking ’bout my momma son, you don’t know my momma son!
Little Bird : Yeah, I know your momma, I fucked her last night.
Shorty Meeks : You want beef? I’ll fuck you up!
Little Bird : Ooooh! I’m shaking, I’m shaking.
Shorty Meeks : Aw no fuck this, I’m handling this shit like a gentleman, ya’ll. Hold my tooth son.
Little Bird : Yeah come on bitch, you and that Kotter’s hairstyle wanna piece of me? Come on, bring it on!
Shorty Meeks : What you hardcore? Gimme somethin’!
Little Bird : Lemme outta here, come on pussy. Lemme outta here, I’ll fuck you up!
Hanson : Ah, it’s Cindy. Say “Helloo” to Cindy, Shorty.
[Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
Cindy Campbell : Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
Hanson : I did not! That’s all his stuff!
Cindy Campbell : There’s a monster chasing me, what are we gonna do?
[Shoves Cindy out of the room and locks the door]
Shorty Meeks : [Rips out a page from his history book]
Shorty Meeks : [laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]
Buddy : I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!
Shorty Meeks : Aww, naaaaw son! NOT A POLTERGEIST! What’s a poltergeist?
Shorty Meeks : Toke! Toke! Take it to the head! Take it to the head!
Shorty Meeks : Aww, we dealing wit a poltergeist!
Shorty Meeks : No. I need a place to stay. Momma Dukes kicked me out.
Shorty Meeks : [while being rolled up like a joint by a weed tree] I’ll NEVER smoke you again.
Hanson : Who’s ready for a wing?
Dwight Hartman : Yours or the turkeys?
Hanson : Well, I know what you’d like. How about a leg?
Очень страшное кино 2 (2001) Marlon Wayans as Shorty