Weedmaps Buyers’ Guide: Stash Boxes and Smell-Proof Bags
Between growing cultural acceptance and the political shifts that followed, lax laws and legal weed have transformed what it means to be a cannabis user.
And there’s never been a better time to be a stoner than now. Suddenly, weed is wellness, a viable alternative to alcohol, prescription pills and a slew of other coping mechanisms that are objectively terrible for us.
While cannabis is more acceptable than ever, discretion remains a key concern for most users. From the soccer mom hiding tinctures in her makeup bag to an otherwise unapologetic stoner who doesn’t want to smell like weed at the family function, the necessity for discretion exists on different levels. Regardless of where you fall on the sliding scale of a secret stoner to unabashed “weed kween,” discreet products are great tools when you want to keep it on the low.
Here is our guide to stash boxes and smell-proof bags, with a couple of ingenious products blurring the line between the two. Until cannabis becomes federally legal, it’s wise to err on the side of caution. Especially when the err, or in this case, air, doesn’t have to smell at all.
The Apothecarry Classic Stash Box
The Apothecarry Classic Stash Box exists at the apex of the high end. Four glass jars, four dab containers, humidity control, joint holders, a rolling tray… the list of super stoner accouterment goes on. If you’re a baller who takes their weed seriously enough to have a head stash worth preserving, this one-of-a-kind box is for you.
LiTT Stash Box
If you’re part of the 99% who can’t swing over $200 for a stash box, LiTT’s Stash Box is a great alternative. Simple, highly functional, and aesthetically cool, it has everything you need and nothing you don’t. Plus, the top of the box doubles as a rolling tray.
Diversion Hair Brush
With the Diversion Hair Brush, the name says it all. Though obviously not a box, it’s a great place to hide your stash when no one can know you have weed on you. If you live in a legal state, this doesn’t happen much. If you don’t, it happens all the time. Either way, we’ve all been there, and all would have been way less panicked if this brush had been there too.
The Gypsy by Erbanna
The Gypsy by Erbanna is one of those products that blur the line between stash box and smell-proof bag. A portable stash box, if you will. This quilted case is chic enough to conjure visions of Chanel bags, yet functional enough to come with two glass jars, plenty of room for whatever else, and a combination lock to boot. Just because it’s technically a stash box, doesn’t mean it has to stay in one place. The modern stoner is on the go. Now, so is their weed.
Another box/bag hybrid, Stashlogix’s Silverton is not for the casual stoner. With adjustable dividers, lockable zippered bags, rubber gaskets, and odor absorbent packs, it’s best suited for those who constantly deal in multiple strains at a time, most likely professionally.
Mini Quilted Smell Proof Pack by Cookies
The Mini Quilted Smell Proof Pack by Cookies is, in a word, perfect. It’s discreet, cute, and coming in at $29, it’s cheap enough for almost any budget. Whether you’re on a camping trip, out around the city or just in your car, people who don’t like weed will never know you have it — or suspect how stoned you are.
The Classic by Stashlogix
Equal parts eco-friendly and user-friendly, The Classic by Stashlogix is great for nomads. Aside from an integrated lock and adjustable dividers, it features Odorpax, replaceable odor absorption packets made with activated bamboo charcoal in a hemp/nylon pouch. Each pack lasts up to three years, so you’re good to go for the foreseeable future. And, to top it all off, it charges your phone.
Level1620’s Northern Lights Clutch
Part of Level 1620’s collaboration with Polish artist Anna Grochowska, the Northern Lights Clutch brings a touch of boho sophistication to the smell-proof bag. “The Northern Lights take us to nature,” she said of the design. “We sit out there at night and look up at the natural colored tie-dye lights in the sky. It’s a sacred moment of connection with the universe.” Sacred moments, tie-dye lights, and connecting to the universe? This bag is a physical manifestation of what getting high is all about.
Escape Luggage by Skunk
Escape Luggage by Skunk takes the smell-proof bag to a whole new level with their rollable smell-proof luggage. With carbon lining, a TSA zipper lock, telescope handle, and a slew of other travel-friendly approaches to discretion, this bag changes the game when it comes to traveling with THC.
Cloudten Glass Case
A smell-proof home for your bong or pipe can be just as important as the one for your stash. The Cloudten Glass Case is great for traveling, with an order resistant design and a solid rubber seal liner. Foam interior will form to whatever you have to throw in there, and the padlock ensures safekeeping. No matter where you go — or what you do — bring your bong in a smell-proof gun case.
Here is our guide to stash boxes and smell-proof bags, with a couple of ingenious products blurring the line between the two.
COOL STASH BOXES
It’s a stash box blowout, baby!
Need a new home for your nugs? Check out this selection of stash boxes! We’ve been on the lookout for cool, unique and all around lovable stash boxes and storage solutions. Here’s a list of our favorite discoveries, from stash boxes on Amazon, to high-end boxes from boutique brands.
FINGERPRINT LOCKING STASH BOX
Check out this amazing stash box with a fingerprint lock. That’s right, it’s the Legacy Fingerprint Lockbox from Hakuna Supply, a beautifully crafted wooden stash box that uses advanced biometric technology to keep your gear and buds locked up tight. It’s one secure stash.
Inside this Fingerprint Lockbox you’ll find a handsome rolling tray sitting snuggly atop two interior compartments that can be reconfigured using the included dividers. All of this secure storage is great for safely storing smokables, gadgets, gear, accessories, vapes, lucky pennies, and so on.
Not only does this wooden box secure your smoking gear with advanced biometric technology, it comes with a built-in rechargeable power bank that allows you to recharge your devices directly from the box itself!
You can pick up one of these Biometric Locking Stash Safes with Power Port Charging Station in Black or Bamboo. Keep the goods locked up tight in this super classy, super functional high tech stash that unlocks with the touch of a finger.
MAGNETIC STASH & ROLLING TRAY KIT
This sleek and sexy magnetic stash box and rolling tray kit from Myster includes everything you need for a professional joint rolling operation. We’re talking four-piece aluminum grinder, swank ashtray with a spike for cleaning cashed bowls, strain container, magnetic lighter case, and a handmade stashbox to keep it all together… almost like a luxe liquor cabinet for bud!
The tray itself is made from sheets of stainless steel that are welded together by hand, with a very cool mirror finish around the edge. And all of the components of the Stashtray stay expertly organized and attached to the surface through the magic of magnets!
So, it looks dope, comes packed with top notch gear, and tucks away into a swank magnetic stash box? Yes please. Get one for yourself and one for a friend. It’s the Myster Stashtray High End Rolling Tray & Stashbox Kit, check it out!
RAW STASH BOX BUNDLE
Liberate your nugs from the ziploc gulag in the back of your freezer and whisk them away to the luxury suite that is the RAW Special Wood Rolling Box. This beautifully designed wood rolling box has a latching lid, and makes a perfect private little hide-a-way for your stash.
Not only that, but this bundle comes with a ton of awesome RAW brand goodies! We’re talking Organic Rolling Papers, Filter Tips…even a grinder and a door toob.
What a great stoner starter kit, or gift for your smoker pals, or yourself…hell, even dads and grads. You can even pick this one up on Amazon, check er out!
APOTHECARRY LOCKING HUMIDOR
Your nugs deserve nothing but the finest, you know? After all you guys have been through together?? So why not treat them to this super luxe Apothecarry Cannabis Humidor Case.
This amazing locking humidor stash box is tricked out. Unlike regular humidors, which often keep cannabis too moist, the Apothecarry case uses a special humidity system to keep herb very sticky, and also very icky, but without risk of mold-growth.
Not only is it a humidor for cannabis, it’s a full on executive suite. Lift up the hand crafted wood top and built-in rolling tray to discover a complete organizational system, stocked with 4 humidity-control glass jars, 4 non-stick containers for concentrates, a grinder, and even a side nook for papers and tools!
This beautiful, handmade, odor-controlling, locking wooden stash box is practical, discreet, luxurious and sexy. And who doesn’t like sexy boxes? Grab one in a bunch of dope colors, each with its own subtle variations that really make ’em stand out, like Yellow, Black, Brown and White.
STASH BAG WITH ODOR CONTROL
This locking stash bag from Stashlogix has a lot going for it. It’s smell-proof, it’s got adjustable dividers, it’s got a gasket sealing system, locks up tight and securely…and I haven’t even mentioned the included poker tool.
There’s an included poker tool!! Also, it’s pretty dope looking – especially since it doesn’t look like there’d be dope inside. It’s discreet yet snazzy. Customizable dividers can be configured to fit all your weed gear and smoking gadgets, and comes in a choice of colors.
This locking smell-proof stash bag even comes with an OdorPax odor absorbing packet that uses activated bamboo carbon to help suck up stanks. Fits great in a backpack, and its hard sides prevent crushing. And who the hell needs more crushing in their lives, am I right?? The world is confusing enough as it is.
Check out our round up of awesome stash boxes!