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The Best Way To Make Tea Is To Microwave It, According To Science

A cup of tea in Turkey. Bengin Ahmad via Flickr; CC BY-ND 2.0

By Robin Andrews

Every now and then, we at IFLScience write something that’s seen as a little controversial. The study linking marijuana to mental health problems, for example – or, alternatively, marijuana being good for your state of being. Features focusing on the anti-science members on the left of the spectrum, perhaps – or even that thing about not letting dogs lick your face.

This, however, may be the most controversial article we’ve ever written – well, if you’re British, that is. Research has apparently shown that the best way to make a cup of tea is to microwave it.

That’s right. If you haven’t spat out your morning cuppa in horror at this point, then you’ll be able to discover that, by using the following method of tea making, you’ll get roughly 80 percent of the catechins from your tea, and 92 percent of the caffeine – far more than if you use the traditional kettle boiling technique.

1 – Put hot water in the cup with your teabag. So far, so normal.

2 – Then, plonk the teabag-filled container in the microwave and heat it for 60 seconds at 500 watts.

3 – Wait a minute, dunk the bag up and down 10 times, squeeze it out, then enjoy your brew, you heathen.

Catechins – a complex group of chemical compounds found in all kinds of food – are potentially good for your cardiovascular health, but this is not yet truly verifiable.

Caffeine’s effects on the human body, however, are well-documented. If you want to squash that pesky fatigue for a while or boost your mental capacity just that little bit, this is a pretty good shout.

So, if anything, microwaving your tea will eke out more caffeine than simply leaving your tea to stand, and that sounds pretty good to us.

Like watching someone make a pale-colored tea or add milk to Earl Grey, however, this monstrous method of tea making is likely to cause quite the stir among our British readers. So what gives?

Well, just this month, a character played by David Tennant in the wildly popular TV show Broadchurch was seen to be microwaving his tea, and that was enough to cause quite the flutter of tuts online – but it appears that a scientist by the name of Dr Quan Vuong, a researcher at Australia’s University of Newcastle, is the primary antagonist here.

Back in 2012, he actually looked into microwaving (green) tea and what it would do to the compounds inside the leaves. Based on careful chemical analyses, Vuong’s study concluded that the method above extracted far more nutrients than any other. The actions of Tennant’s fictional detective just brought the paper to light again.

So there you have it – science does ruin everything.

Microwaving your tea will ensure it’s the healthiest brew possible, believe it or not.

Simple Weed Tea. (in the microwave)

turbotsr
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well this is how i make my tea and it works REALLY well

take some bud
crush it up
put it in the tea cup (large preferably)
add milk whole fat not skimmed
some honey or sugar
add some water

put in microwave till it boils
be careful that it doesn’t boil over because your cup is tooo full.
when it reaches a boil stop it and stir
then put it back for like a min again and let it sit for like a min or so
then you just strain out the weed
and i put ice in it and drink it

works like a charm
can take it anywhere in a bottle or cup or thermos and no one will ever know what it is

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Forsaken5678
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I’ve been making some really good tea from a recipe I found.

Disclaimer—-I eyeball all my measurements. Sorry.

First I take whatever buds, stems, etc I’m going to be using and grind them up in a grinder. Then I open a tea bag and pour the contents out and replace it with the ground up weed. Then re-staple the bag shut and put it in a pot of water with some butter (not margarine!). Bring it to a boil and the let it simmer.

After it’s been simmering for about an hour or so I add a regular tea bag (any flavor you want really), about a cup or two of whole milk, cinnamon, and sugar. Bring that back to a boil and then let simmer for 15 minutes or so. Then I add some vanilla and let it boil for about 30 seconds or so (constantly stirring) and then it’s done! Add to a large mug or two and grate some fresh nutmeg over it.

Taste amazing (no bud flavor at all!) and seriously fucks you up! Drank a glass last time before I went to Disneyland and had the time of my life!

Sorry about not having any exact measurements but it’s cooking not rocket science.

well this is how i make my tea and it works REALLY well take some bud crush it up put it in the tea cup (large preferably) add milk whole fat not…